alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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