i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
