He asked to "fluff my boner.."
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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