It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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