Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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