There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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