Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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