Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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