Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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