And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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