They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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