We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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