i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You dont lie about slip and slides
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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