We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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