She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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