apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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