i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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