Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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