i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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