I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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