dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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