therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
