quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
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