Whoa Z and x make the same sound
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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