Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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