***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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