We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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