You really coming over, don't trick.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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