haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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