More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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