Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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