What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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