so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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