How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
