Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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