Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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