Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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