that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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