if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Bring me that man meat
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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