I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
