hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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