Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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