her vagine was all disorganized.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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