That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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