can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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