yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Randomize
