I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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