5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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