Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
oh god was she eating orange peels again
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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