All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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