listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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