i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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