I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I bet he comes in French.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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