That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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