i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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