I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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